do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
"Move aside, peasants. Royalty coming through."
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan
my favorite tyler joseph tweets ooo
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
"And what am I supposed to do with these? I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."