" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment